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Seiwerath is a municipality in the district of Bitburg-Prüm, in Rhineland-Palatinate, western Germany. The population of Seiwerath is 139, the current estimated population of Seiwerath is around 200. with a higher male to female ratio. (56-44)
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\"Terror in New York City\" is an episode of Thunderbirds, a British Supermarionation television series created by Gerry and Sylvia Anderson and filmed by their production company AP Films for ITC Entertainment. Written by Alan Fennell and directed by David Elliott and David Lane, it was first broadcast on 21 October 1965 on ATV Midlands as the fourth episode of Series One. In the official running order, it is the 13th episode. It had its first UK-wide network broadcast on 22 November 1991 on BBC2.
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